Holy F--k! AutoVaughn Are Playing Rachael Ray's SXSW Party!

By Sean Maloney At 12:31pm Feb 28, 2008

That's right, local alt-rockers AutoVaughn and nominees for the "greatest band name ever," Holy Fuck, are playing the indie-licious SXSW throwdown hosted by Rachael Ray! Whose spoon did they have to lick to get that gig?!? As an ex-line cook, day-time talk enthusiast and red-blooded American male, I have to say that I am damn, damn jealous. There are so many bad food/sex puns running around in my head that I can barely see straight.

On a somewhat related note, do you think she'll bring meatloaf patties with bacon gravy and peas to the green room? That would be so much cooler than cheap pizza and cheez-in-a-can. Mmmm, bacon gravy....

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css.html said:
let's see....being near rachel ray or having to listen to autovaughn with rachel ray in the room... i choose death.

Posted 02/28/2008 at 14:30:59 pm

Joe Baine said:
Anthony Bourdain is the man. Hey Sean, HE never quit smoking.

Posted 02/28/2008 at 17:26:10 pm

Flay can suck it, too. said:
No one mentioned tex mex being good. Rachel Ray can cook some things, but so can a lot of people. Pick one of them to host 37 shows. Someone who isn't so annoying. I just don't understand why.

Posted 03/02/2008 at 23:25:50 pm

Matt said:
She'll give them the Food Network love they deserve I'm sure.

Posted 02/29/2008 at 18:22:38 pm

Oh said:
Definitley strange! But cool that another great nashville band is breaking out. Nashville taking over ya'll.

Posted 03/01/2008 at 14:45:53 pm

rachel said:
oh sorry. i guess the usual tex/mex/bbq sxsw food is SO amazing. my mistake... autovaughn has a new music video on their myspace. it's weird.

Posted 02/29/2008 at 14:10:36 pm

ethan said:
Hey folks. AutoVaughn just uploaded 3 new tracks on myspace if you want to hear the first NEW music since 2006. "Inertia", "The Cycles" and "Missing Something" are all streaming.

Posted 03/05/2008 at 10:21:36 am

sam said:
call me when when padma lakshmi hosts a SXSW party. seriously. please call me.

Posted 02/28/2008 at 16:02:14 pm

Lee said:
Alton Brown is the man. Also, Tyler Florence in his pre-Applebee's, Food 911 days—HOT!

Posted 02/28/2008 at 14:21:00 pm

Matt S. said:
Holy Fuck don't sound quite tuff enough to be called Holy Fuck.

Posted 02/28/2008 at 14:19:37 pm

truth said:
are you fing kidding me? this in itself should discount sxsw.

Posted 03/04/2008 at 00:01:27 am

Patches said:
That may not be her body, but those are most certainly her man-hands.

Posted 02/29/2008 at 12:22:01 pm

Gravitas said:
Giada is gorgeous. Also, the Naked Chef has an awesome show. And finally, Rachel Ray at SXSW is just weird.

Posted 03/01/2008 at 12:33:51 pm

GOOD food said:
at least you can count on me being at this party.

Posted 02/28/2008 at 16:13:23 pm

Lou said:
You think Rachael will slather the AutoVaughn kids in EVOO after the showcase?

Posted 02/29/2008 at 17:40:36 pm

$cene said:
you're not going to sxsw?

Posted 02/28/2008 at 16:19:07 pm

lulu said:
ok first off, that may be rachel rays face, but that IS NOT her body... i mean, the gal is a bit chunky. And if i had any misgivings about not going to sxsw, there are over now. I don't even want to be in the same city as that woman! I really just can't stand the sight of her, or even her very very very very very VERY annoying voice! ( and lets not even get into her boring recipes) now, if it were alton brown hosting a party, i would be there! ooo or anthony bourdain!

Posted 02/28/2008 at 14:14:58 pm

kingsbury said:
Actually he did... have you not seen the new season of no reservations?

Posted 02/29/2008 at 00:28:45 am

BORING food that anyone can make said:
no, at least you can count on ME being at this party. and i'll be bringing with the most annoying catchphrases on earth and some ritz crackers.

Posted 02/29/2008 at 13:38:22 pm